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Lagano dolazi vrijeme kada prestaje bit slatko glumit da si dijete. vidim to, jer znam mnoge ljude koji nikad nisu prestali, i znam gdje i kako lome granice, i zato znam, došlo je i moje vrijeme. a nisam uopce sigurna da mi se to svida. ono... vrijeme je da pocnem snosit odgovornost za svoje postupke i za sebe, da reciiimo nadem posao, ono... odrastem. i ta sranja. vec vidim da mi se nece dat. ne, ovo nece biti neki duboki znacajni post o zivotu i odrastanju. samo nabacih par misli.

U meduvremenu obnovih clanstvo u Arsenalu. (nogometni klub) prestale mi dolazit Wengerove poruke, tako nisam vidila ni onu o Kovacu, a to bi sigurno bilo zanimljivo :) tako da sam pokusala negdi iskopat stari username i password, sto naravno nije islo, i onda sam napravila nove. a stos :) sad cu sve traceve prva znat :) hehe :) uostalom, iako mail vjerojatno pise wengerov sin ili posilni ili neka vrsta kucnog roba, ipak se osjecas kul (ako si psiho kao ja) kad vidis da ti pise Arsene Wenger :D iskopala sam jedan prastari članak o njemu, čini mi se 98, 99, kad je tek počinjao. Nisam sigurna jer, iako se u člnaku spominju neke utakmice, ja ih ne pamtim :) jedina utakmica koje se iole sjećam je Real Madrid - Manchester United mislim 3 – 0 a moguce i 3 – 1, ali ne 2003, nego prije. Ono što se neslužbeno može računat kao početak kraja Man Utd-a. Eh to su bila vremena :D mislim da sam još išla u srednju, i negdi usput sam čula da je real dao 3 gola... ono... WHAM! To je bilo nešto nakon što je Manchester naručio zlatne dresove za gostovanje, a uskoro su se potpuno izgubili po trećem četvrtom i petom mjestu na tablici. Trenutno su treći, Arsenal je drugi, a Chelsea prvi. Ma koliko bi bilo suuuper da je Arsenal prvi, Chelsea je klub koji zaslužuje masu poštovanja, jer čak i u vrijeme kad je Manchester bio klub kojeg su svi obožavali i kad je na listi bio toliko ispred svih da se drugima nije niti dalo igrat, Chelsea bi ih redovito satrao. So, respect :) dakle, ovo neće biti neko vrelo podataka, jer godine, mjesta na tablici, rezultati (sve što ima veze s brojevima) bježi iz moje glave brzinom svjetlosti. Tuzno ali istinito. Što sam ono tila reć? A da. Članak. Neću prevodit sve, jer neke stvari danas nisu ni bitne, ali ću ipak stavit navodnike :) :

«Arsene Wenger. Ime koje je dolazilo od nigdje ali je ipak imalo poznat zvuk. Glen Hoddle I Mark Hateley su pričali sjajne stvari o njemu dok je bio u Monaku. Nešto prije nego što je došao u Arsenal promovirali su ga kao budučeg tehničkog direktora u FA, ali nakon šoka otpuštanja Bruce Riocha došao je još veći šok, (i najgore čuvana tajna u povijesti nogometa) Arsene Wenger postati će novi manager Arsenala. Kao igrač prošao je klubove kao Mulhouse, Mutzig, Vauban i Strasbourg ali nije imao nikakve karizmatične uspjehe kojima bi podcrtao svoju karijeru managera. Ali osobine koje su potrebne za dorog igrača obrnute su od onih koje su potrebne za dobrog managera. Pa tako odlični igrači postaju užasni manageri, egzotični igrači postaju škrti trenri opsjednuti obranom. I, srećom za Wengera, loši igrači postaju odlični manageri i treneri. Prvo što je napravio kad je došao... kupio je Patricka Vieiru od AC Milana za 3.5 milijuna funti. Počeo je dobro, a stvari su išle i na bolje. Sredio je opremu, prostor za treniranje, i promjenio im način treniranja. Inzistira da se sve radi u sekundu, ako neka vježba traje 30 sekundi onda će trajat toliko i ni sekunde duže. Također im je promjenio prehranu. Ukinio je krumpiriće i ostalu uljanu hranu koju englezi obožavaju a čak i na piče se nije gledalo blagonaklono. Začudo, svima se to svidilo, čak i stara garda kao da je otkrila novi način života. Onda je kupio još Anelku, Upsona, Boa Mortea, Petita, Overmarsa, Manningera, Grimaldija, Mendeza i Wreha. Sada je trebalo čekati da se oni prilagode i izrastu u igrače kakvi mogu biti... ali se navijačima nije dalo pa su se prema pridošlicama ponašali odvratno. Pitanje je da li bi se isto tako ponašali da su ovi bili Englezi. Počele su se vući usporedbe s vladavinom George Grahama na Highburyju, zaboravljajući da je Graham nasljedio klub pun mladih nada – imao je toliko talenata da si je moga priuštiti da Andy Colea proda Bristol City. Wegner nema takvog luksuza, nasljedio je momčad koja ili stari, ili joj se ne da. Morao je kupiti mlade talente.» Ostatak članka, čini mi se, danas više nije zanimljiv. Ovo je bio početak početaka :) ako ko želi znat više o Arsenalu…

e sad, knjiga koja mi je definitivno top 10 od sviiih knjiga koje sam ikad pročitala je Nogometna groznica (koju mislim da sam krivo prevela u jednom prijašnjem postu) i sad sam je skinila s neta i zalipit ću vam ovdi dio... ako želite sve, imate knjižnicu, knjižaru, ili mene (nažalost otvara se u wordu, .rtf, što meni osobno ide jako na živce, al dooobrooo. Nije nužno potrebno da navijate za Arsenal, niti da znate išta o nogometu, da bi pročitali ovu knjigu, ali će vam u svakom slučaju bit bolja ako imate ikakvu opsesiju koju bezrazložno i slučajno njegujete cijeli život.

Nick Hornby – Fever Pitch

A TRIVIAL PURSUIT

ARSENAL v MANCHESTER CITY

24.2.81

I got lost around this time, and stayed lost for the next few years. Between one home game (against Coventry) and the next (a midweek game against Manchester City), I split up with my girlfriend, all the things that had been rotting away inside me for who knows how many years oozed out for the first time, I started my teaching practice in a difficult west London school, and Arsenal got a draw at Stoke and a beating at Forest. It was strange to see the same players trotting out that evening as they had trotted out three weeks before: I felt that they should have had the decency to reinvent themselves, accept that the faces and physiques and shortcomings they had had in the Coventry game belonged to another period entirely.

If there had been a match every weekday evening and weekend afternoon I would have gone, because the games acted as punctuation marks (if only commas) between bleak periods, when I drank too much and smoked too much and weight fell off me gratifyingly quickly. I remember this one so clearly simply because it was the first of them – they all began to merge into each other a little after this; Lord knows nothing much happened on the pitch, apart from Talbot and Sunderland trundling in a couple of goals.

But football had taken on yet another meaning now, connected with my new career. It had occurred to me – as I think it occurs to many young teachers of a similar ilk – that my interests (football and pop music in particular) would be an advantage in the classroom, that I would be able to “identify” with “the kids” because I understood the value of the Jam and Laurie Cunningham. It had not occurred to me that I was as childish as my interests; and that although, yes, I knew what my pupils were talking about most of the time, and that this gave me an entree of sorts, it didn’t help me to teach them any better. In fact the chief problem I had – namely, that on a bad day there was uproarious mayhem in my classroom – was actually exacerbated by my partisanship. “I’m an Arsenal fan,” I said in my best groovy teacher voice, as a way of introducing myself to some difficult second years. “Boo!” they replied, noisily and at great length.

On my second or third day, I asked a group of third years to write down on a piece of paper their favourite book, favourite song, favourite film and so on, and went around the class talking to them all in turn. This was how I discovered that the bad boy at the back, the one with the mod haircut and the permanent sneer (and the one, inevitably, with the biggest vocabulary and the best writing style), was completely consumed by all things Arsenal, and I pounced. But when I had made my confession, there was no meeting of minds, or fond, slow-motion embrace; instead, I received a look of utter contempt. “You?” he said. “You? What do you know about it?”

For a moment I saw myself through his eyes, a pillock in a tie with an ingratiating smile, desperately trying to worm my way into places I had no right to be, and understood. But then something else – a rage born out of thirteen years of Highbury hell, probably, and an unwillingness to abandon one of the most important elements of my self-identity to chalky, tweedy facelessness – took over, and I went mad.

The madness took a strange form. I wanted to grab that kid by his lapels and bang him against the wall, and yell at him, over and over again, “I know more than you ever will, you snotty little fuckwit!” but I knew that this was not advisable. So I spluttered for a few seconds, and then to my surprise (I watched them as they spewed forth) a torrent of quiz questions gushed out of me. “Who scored for us in the ’69 League Cup Final? Who went in goal when Bob Wilson got carried off in 72 at Villa Park? Who did we get from Spurs in exchange for David Jenkins? Who … ?” On and on I went; the boy sat there, the questions bouncing off the top of his head like snowballs, while the rest of the class watched in bemused silence.

It worked, in the end – or at least, I managed to convince the boy that I was not the man he had taken me for. The morning after the Manchester City game, the first home game following my trivia explosion, the two of us talked quietly and cordially about the desperate need for a new midfield player, and I never had any trouble with him for the remainder of my practice. But what worried me was that I hadn’t been able to let it go, that football, the great retardant, hadn’t let me act like a grown-up in the face of a young lad’s jibe. Teaching, it seemed to me, was by definition a job for grown-ups, and I appeared to have got stuck somewhere around my fourteenth birthday – stuck in the third year, in fact.

Objavio Rea u 12. travanj 2005 13:14:00

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